I found these Thanksgiving-related quotes at brainyquote:
“Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.”
“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.”
Well, it’s obvious I wasn’t striving for sentimentality.
As you know, I’m easily distracted and have been known to wander off topic. Having a quote here from Erma Bombeck made me wonder what other Erma gems I might find. There was one on football:
“Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.”
I cannot argue with that.