I get these every once in a while. Slumped in my chair here in my little office, I gently place my fingers on asdf and jkl; and wait. Nothing. My inquiring mind goes to work:
What exciting things happened this week? Surely there’s a post somewhere in all this chaos.
Well, there’s the new workout schedule.
Nah, everyone’s doing that. What about Katie Cat. Any good kitty stories?
Only the one about her biting me on the nose. She didn’t break the skin or I might be in the hospital by now getting pumped full of antibiotics. Probably not worth mentioning.
It’s been mostly lovely with only a little wind and one day of cold. Nothing to talk about there.
No writing news?
Then what have you been doing all week?
Stuff. It’s hard to write a blog post about stuff. I’m not George Carlin, you know.
That’s for sure. I give up. Sit there with your fingers on asdf and jkl; and I’ll check on you later.
As soon as my inquiring mind wanders off to do her own thing, I’m outta here. See you Monday.