I wish I could learn to rap…like that elderly lady in The Wedding Singer. I think she might be a little older than I am, but I liked her style.
It’s not that I haven’t tried. I think it’s the rhythm and moves combined with remembering all the words…a lot like rubbing my stomach and patting my head while reciting the Gettysburg Address.
Or trying to twirl a hula hoop around my hips while doing the Electric Slide.
Or eating peanut butter while standing on my head.
Not that I can stand on my head or twirl a hula hoop without hurting myself…
I just wish I could learn to rap.