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Beatrice the Batty Buzzard

April 2, 2013 By: Patricia

Blogging from A to Z April Challenge
 The ABCs of Behavior and Emotions

Beatrice the Batty Buzzard

It wasn’t just that Beatrice talked a little crazy and did strange things, but she looked the part as well. Her neck feathers always stuck straight up as though she never even tried to groom herself, her claws were always dirty and crusted with fur and blood, and her eyes were wild. Nobody wants to be close to a buzzard with wild eyes.

The day she flew into Scrubby Palm Nature Preserve, she knew right away she was in trouble. In a flash she was surrounded by parrots, thousands of them, flitting and zooming and squawking, doing their best to chase her away. After one of the parrots attacked Beatrice from behind and pecked her hard on the head, Beatrice gave up. She spread her huge wings and soared out of the park on a gust of wind, finally landing on the cross beam of a wooden telephone pole. She hung her head and cried.

A high voice squeaked a greeting. “Hey.”

Beatrice glanced up at the sound and looked all around. Nothing.

“Down here,” the squeaky voice said. “What’s wrong?”

Squinting into the sun made it hard to see, but eventually Beatrice spotted the vole. Hardly big enough for a snack. “Parrots,” she said. “A whole flock of them. They just chased me out of Scrubby Palm.”

“They’re always like that. They think they own the place. I’m Victor the Vagabond Vole, by the way. And you are?”

“Beatrice.” She chose not to elaborate.

“Nice to meet you. Well, gotta keep moving. Don’t let the parrots get you down.”

“Wait.”

The vole stopped. “Yeah?”

“I just want to thank you…for being nice.”

“No problem.”

“Hold on. I’ll swoop down there and give you a proper hug.”

“Uh, a hug?”

“Sure. Is it okay with you?”

“I guess. Yeah, okay.”

 And that was the end of the vole who tried to be nice to Beatrice the Batty Buzzard. Maybe Beatrice isn’t so batty after all.

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Comments

  1. Rena Jones says

    April 2, 2013 at 9:42 pm

    Love it.

  2. Luana Krause says

    April 2, 2013 at 7:18 pm

    Love your alliterative character names! Very cool. Can’t beat the “give me a hug” ending.

  3. klahanie says

    April 2, 2013 at 6:46 pm

    Hi Patricia,

    Excellent and I’ve met a few batty buzzards. Some of my neighbours, good grief! 🙂

    Enjoy the alphabet challenge.

    Gary 🙂

  4. Margot Kinberg says

    April 2, 2013 at 5:51 pm

    Pat – I am so very much loviing your way of going about this A-Z challenge. And you’re so right. Batty isn’t always batty…

  5. Carol Kilgore says

    April 2, 2013 at 2:55 pm

    Perfect mystery theme … things are not always as they seem. Especially if they look like a batty buzzard 🙂

    Loved this!

  6. Laura says

    April 2, 2013 at 12:28 pm

    HaHaHA! Genius!
    We had a william the bewildered buzzard when I was a kid. He seemed to have forgotten that he was a buzzard and just hopped around our field, eating worms. Silly thing!
    Lx

  7. Rebecca Green Gasper says

    April 2, 2013 at 12:21 pm

    Very cleaver- fun topic:) Oh Beatrice. Best to you !

  8. Mary Aalgaard says

    April 2, 2013 at 12:17 pm

    Oh, that tricky, tricky, Beatrice!
    Play off the Page

  9. J.L. Campbell says

    April 2, 2013 at 12:05 pm

    Oh boy, this smacks of a Jamaican proverb that says ‘sorry fi mawga (meagre) dog, mawga dog tun (turn) round bite you. Just what the buzzard did to the vole. Entertaining stories so far.

  10. Patricia Stoltey says

    April 2, 2013 at 10:23 am

    Creative? Or just plain silly? Anyway I’m having fun.

  11. Julie Luek says

    April 2, 2013 at 9:32 am

    Beware the bald bird. You’re so creative, Pat!

  12. Juliet Bond says

    April 2, 2013 at 7:39 am

    How wonderful to see new work! I love that you are being so original. This is my first visit to your blog. Please visit ours at http://citymusecountrymuse2012.blogspot.com/ and please sign up to join our site if you like what you see!

  13. Jan Morrison says

    April 2, 2013 at 6:53 am

    Yikes! That Beatrice. By the by, my mother’s name was Beatrice Beulah! How’s that for a moniker? I love your new Aesop approach Pat and look forward to the whole animalia alphabetium.

  14. L. Diane Wolfe says

    April 2, 2013 at 6:50 am

    That’s just what buzzards do!

  15. Bob Milne says

    April 2, 2013 at 6:17 am

    Thanks for stopping by – happy ‘B’ day.

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I read, I write, I blog, and sometimes I do the laundry and cook. My 2014 novel, Dead Wrong, was a finalist in the thriller category of the 2015 Colorado Book Awards. Wishing Caswell Dead (Five Star/Cengage, December 20, 2017) is a historical mystery set in 1830s Illinois in the fictitious Village of Sangamon. The novel was a finalist for the 2018 Colorado Book Awards for General Fiction. My most recent release, In Defense of Delia (Five Star/Cengage, November 2022), is available in hardcover and will soon be available in ebook and trade paperback. Read More…

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